The Scum of the Earth

If you're at all aware of the news of the world, then I'm sure you've heard about the recent layoffs in the technology sector. Facebook, Twitter, Amazon, all laid off significant portions of their workforce in recent weeks, but they weren't the only companies to do so. For a couple years now I've worked in the tech space (in sales) and I too was impact by a mass layoff. No PIP, no performance or disciplinary issues, just "hey we needed to cut 40% of our workforce, and even with that the company may not make it 6 months." 

It's tough. I spent a year closing deals and building a kick ass pipeline that would have netted me near $100k in commissions (maybe more) in January. I loved the team I worked with, loved the software I was selling, and loved the work from home lifestyle. And I also hate job hunting. I'm sure the rest of the people looking for work right now feel much the same way. 

It's also an absolutely terrible time to be unemployed. Not only for the obvious inconvenience of being stressed around the holidays, but November and December are the usually the worst time to look for a job. Recruiters and hiring managers are out of office, companies freeze hiring until the new year, we might be heading into a recession, and now of course you're competing for a job with all the other laid off folks. 

Thus the stage is set for the world's scumbags to rear their ugly heads. 

Anyone who has spent time on LinkedIn knows it can be nauseating at times. A lot of hustle culture porn, thinly veiled sales pitches, and news about who's been promoted or moved to a new company. There are good people on there though, and a lot of well meaning recruiters and talent acquisition folks have made posts trying to connect people who are hiring with jobseekers. I commented on one explaining how I was an experienced sales guy who was recently laid off and that I was looking for a sales role in tech preferably in my market or remote. Unfortunately I (along with several others) was met with a barrage of responses from LinkedIn members hocking their MLM schemes. One of them was trying to get me to buy $2600 worth of air purifiers that I (allegedly) could then sell for $1400 a piece. Another wanted me to sell overpriced life insurance products. I'm sure by the time I log in tomorrow I'll have several more. 

I have two words for these folks: Fuck. You.

Seriously. I'm not here to judge anyone's business model or tell you that selling air purifiers or life insurance or whatever is not a viable business, or that you can't make money doing it. I'm sure you can and I'm sure people have. But soliciting people who just lost their income, at a very tough time of the year, who are probably hurt and scared, and maybe even desperate, and asking them to sink their money into a commission-only sales role in an industry they've never worked in before, is a douche move. You have got to get out of here with that bullshit. Even if I was so inclined as to believe in the job, what in God's name makes you believe that I would be successful selling air purifiers during the holiday season to the point that you would advise me to put in almost three grand into the endeavor? The sad part of it is someone will buy into it. It just won't be me. 

If you're reading this, don't let it be you either. 

On Regret

I don't think I've ever touched on this topic before. But it is an important one. 

I used to feel a lot of regret. Regret for chances I didn't take, chances I did take, mistakes I made, things I said or didn't say, opportunities lost, etc. I'd wish that I had like a time machine I could jump into and fix the things I did wrong and make my life better. 

For the most part, I don't feel that way anymore. Maybe some small things like wishing I'd had invested in Bitcoin when I first heard about it. I'd probably be able to retire right now if I had. Professional things for sure. I have the best job I've ever had right now, but I sometimes wish I would have discovered this career path years ago and be a little further ahead in my career. But while these things would improve my life materially, in the grand scheme of things I can't say I'm truly bothered by them. Certainly not enough to feel any kind of sustained regret over them. 

While I think my relationship with my wife would be improved had I had relationships and sex with other women prior to getting married (my wife has said as much), that improvement would be marginal at best. My marriage is great, and our relationship is great and I can't say that I regret not dating more in my younger years. 

I think maybe that's the point of this post. I have no real regrets anymore, even though my past feelings of regret were real at one time. For me, it's largely because things worked out: I married a wonderful woman, and I have a wonderful career. And I recognize that some of these things would never have happened if those past situations I regretted had turned out differently. 

To be clear, things didn't work out all by themselves. I had to take active steps to improve them, and to keep trying to improve. It's not easy, I think humans have a tendency to become complacent and lazy for sure. And sometimes you can try really hard, and things still don't work out. 

Without coming off like some kind of tacky life coach, I guess I'm just saying that wherever you are in life, you feelings of regret or hopelessness might be very real right now, but you may look back on them in a few years and realize they were a necessary part of your life's journey. Or you may not. Impossible to know without the benefit of hindsight. 

Anyway, I'll try to post here more often. Not sure what about, but some thing or another. 

The Incel Podcast

Through my casual interest in true crime and unsolved mysteries I learned that there's a relatively new podcast (I think a year or so old) called "The Incel Podcast". Despite my desire to put that part of my life behind me once and for all, I did listen to a few episodes just to see what it was all about and whether I would have anything of note to add to such an endeavor. 

Sometime during the course of this blog (probably sometime in 2011 or 2012) I became aware of the term "incel" and aware that there were websites, forums, and Reddit subs dedicated to people describing themselves as "involuntary celibate", or "incel". For a time I lurked and occasionally commented on the Forever Alone subreddit, but otherwise I never joined any sites dedicated to people who might be described as fellow travelers. The reason for this was quite simple: while I may have suspected that there was something inherently "wrong" with me that made me incapable of ever attracting a romantic or sexual partner, to the extent that getting out of my situation was possible, there was nothing of value to be gleaned from hanging around with other people like myself. Furthermore, whenever I did have the chance to interact with others like me, I never quite felt a connection with them. I know this is overgeneralizing, but many of them had no friends (female or male), they were big into anime and stereotypical "nerd shit", and had a disdain or disinterest in sports or athletic competition. Many had been bullied when they were younger, or were convinced that looks, or their height or some other aspect of their appearance was what held them back. I never felt that way, I always felt that my inexperience was the result of me "missing the window" so to speak in which most people go out and have their first dates, kisses, sex, etc., and that figuring out how to catch up was the key (whether that was possible or not was always the question). 

Again, I know I'm overgeneralizing, but even the culture that permeates the community makes me cringe, and probably would have made me cringe 10 years ago. Terms like "ascending" or "Chads", or "normies" don't jive with me, and just sound like cultish lingo. Perhaps it's because I'm too old and out of touch, and the things that might have once resonated with me have passed me by. 

I don't write any of this as judgement. Honestly, having support and a community you feel like you can trust and go to for discussion and venting is very valuable. It's unfortunate that so many incels can't (or feel as though they can't) find that through offline relationships. I'm glad someone like Naama Kates (who seems intelligent and receptive to learning) has taken on a project like the podcast. I'm only saying I don't feel a very strong connection or identity with them. 

The episodes I've listened to have made me go back and think about my past and how I ended up writing this lonely little blog at the edge of the internet. It's also made me confront some aspects of my personality that still permeate, but now manifest themselves in other areas of my life instead of dating and sex. It's worth checking out, and I do recommend it.

The Next Journey

While I figure out whether or not I will move to a new blog to discuss my newest crucible, I guess I'll start here with whatever audience I have left.

When I last left you dear readers in January 2015, I was working for an insurance agent. I would last only a few more months at this place before being fired. I know it's a cliche, but it was really was for the best, and while I believe my employer had a role to play in my "lack of progress" (the official stated reason for my dismissal), I honestly can't blame them for letting me go. I didn't understand my role or where I fit into the success of the agency. All I really did was collect a paycheck and do the bare minimum on a day-to-day basis.

I was unemployed for another 3 months before finding a job as a bank teller. While I made less money than I did at the insurance agency, I was working under a manager who saw my experience and my skill set and made it her mission to put me in a position where I can learn how to be successful in the financial sales world. In less than 6 months I was promoted to banker and I started to be much more successful than I had been before.

After more than a year in the role, my new manager (who was also very keen to keep developing me and putting me in positions to succeed and move up) left for a competitor bank. Very soon he referred me to take a position with a manager he had befriended at a branch much closer to my house. It was in this role I experienced more success than I ever had before. I exceeded my sales quotas, I received raving reviews from my manager, built a great reputation and everything seemed well and good.

But there was something lurking. A dissatisfaction, a desire for more. I was in the role for three years, but it didn't appear that moving beyond my role was on the horizon. I was making more money than I ever had before, but I was still paycheck to paycheck. Not content to simply wait for something to be handed to me, I looked into possible positions in the bank that I could apply for. There weren't any management positions in my area, and to be quite honest I wasn't really looking to become a manager. I ruled mortgage lending out, because it was commission-only and I didn't have enough money saved up to tide me over until I started closing loans. I found a handful of positions elsewhere in the bank that I thought I could do and applied for them, but no dice.

While looking internally for a change, I began to look externally as well. Starting in 2018 I had looked at making a switch into another industry. Since my wife worked in tech, I figured tech sales would be a natural spot. But, try as I might, I just couldn't manage to get anywhere.

Meanwhile, midway through 2019, the bank changed our bonus structure. We would now be paid to show our customers how to use the online banking system. We were only meant to show our customers 2-3 demonstrations per visit, but I figured why not show them more? Soon, I was showing them at least 10 per visit. In my mind, it seemed to me they were benefiting from an increased knowledge in the new technology, and I was getting something out of it too, win-win. Unfortunately for me, it was not win-win. At least not to the bank. After getting an impromptu reprimand from the regional coordinator, I was fired at the end of January.

To make matters worse, I had become persona non grata to my former manager, the same manager who had lavished praise on me for the previous three years. At my exit interview he offered to set me up with a MLM person he knew "to have some passive income" while I looked for another job. When I called him a few weeks later to ask if he could be a reference for me on a job application, he acted as if he didn't know who I was. Soon after, he deleted me from his LinkedIn connections.

Since then, I found myself working in tech. The only problem is I'm working as a help desk technician. And while I am making more money than ever before, I'm miserable. I don't like technical work. What's worse is it's a public sector contractor. I have zero private sector clients, so even if I wanted to eventually move up to a sales role, it would be in the public sector.

I've continued to apply for sales jobs, but to no avail. I had a few interviews that ultimately went nowhere, but the last of those was in early April. Back in March I had somebody reach out to me on another social media site and offer to help, but after our initial conversation he has dropped off the radar and I'm not one to beg anyone to help me. So I consider that option a dead end. I've reached out to other people on LinkedIn to try to do informational interviews or even just asking recruiters what skills or experience I should try to emphasize as I look to go in a new direction, but they too had zero interest in replying.

So, here I am. Ultimately straightened out my personal life, but my professional life is not anywhere near where I'd like to be. And I don't know how to fix it.

2020: An Update from the Apocalypse

I don't know if anyone reads this anymore. It's been five years and I've essentially broken the promise I made that I wouldn't just disappear. In my defense, I'm a superstitious person. When something is out of my control, I tend to remove it from the world of the rational and into the world of the supernatural. I believed that this blog and its contents, and the persona of The Inexperienced Guy, were toxic. That I had to let it go in order to embrace a new life. I've gotten better at being less superstitious, and honestly 99% of the time I'm very rational and a bit of a skeptic. Nonetheless maybe I'll regret coming out of retirement (if this is even me coming out of retirement). Who knows.

I'll start with the important stuff since I know everyone is tuning in for the obvious: Becky and I ended up getting married. 6 months or so after my last post. Is it a perfect relationship? Of course not, such a thing doesn't exist. But we're happy. I'm also now no longer a kissless, virgin who never had a girlfriend before.

I don't know what else to say other than that. I can say that I'm now much more confident around women (ironic, since it no longer matters). I guess it's one of those catch-22 type of things where you can't have confidence until you've got some experience, and you won't get experience without confidence. Somehow I managed to break the cycle.

Anyway, I just wanted readers to know I'm not dead. I'm doing well. I could probably manage to cut back on the bourbon and cigars, but otherwise I'm healthy and happy. I may come back and write here about other things. Maybe my career journey, which is currently in a valley (some of my own doing). I appreciate those of you who gave me advice, feedback, or even just those who commented on here over the years. It's been almost ten years since I started this blog, and if nothing else it's a great time capsule for me to go back and read my thoughts through the years.

Again thank you all.

Yours,

The Inexperienced Guy

Hello and Goodbye

Anyone who follows this blog with any kind of regularity, knows I've been gone a while.  Not so far gone that you wonder whether I'm still alive or not, but long enough that you might wonder what's been going on in my life.

In the time I've been away I've had a lot to think about.  About who I am, what I want in life, and whether or not I can ever be truly happy.  A lot of this has been brought on by Becky's return to my life.  A woman I've long regarded as "the woman of my dreams".  Someone I'd give most of my vital organs to be with, but who could never say anything even remotely resembling that in return.

That however, had appeared to change over the past two months, as chronicled here.  And the past two weeks in particular were especially good.  Better than anything I could ever have imagined.  Lots of "I love yous" and "I love you toos" were exchanged.  Smileys and laughter and just staring at each other smiling.  I know it's not in real life, it's only exchanged over an internet connection, but I can honestly say I know the answer to Rod Stewart's question in "Some Guys Have All the Luck": how does it feel when the girl next to you says she loves you?  And boy, does it feel good.

To be quite honest, it felt too good to be true.  I've never had any girl I liked ever like me back, let alone someone as amazing as Becky.

And today, those fears seemed to come true.  We had yet another unfortunate conversation about how she's unsure about whether her feelings for me are romantic in nature, or something else.  The fairy tale ending with me and her riding off into the sunset is not at this point a realistic one.  To be honest, I panicked a bit.  I probably sounded like a scared, whiny bitch on the phone with her.  In hindsight, I should have maintained my composure.  I still have a while to charm her into feeling for me and besides, I need to have confidence that once she meets me she'll know that she can't live without me.

Still though, I can't shake that feeling that I'm cursed.  That I've been played for a fool yet again.  And I can't stop it.  I'm in love with her and I will be for the rest of my life.  What's worse is that I think she's ruined women and dating for me forever.  If she is playing me, I don't think I'm ever going to be able to believe someone when they say they love me ever again.  Only time will tell if my fears are legitimate, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't worried.

So where does that leave this blog?  Well for now I think I'm done writing on here.  For now.  Not forever.  If things work out with Becky I'll definitely post a series of followups to let everyone know what's going on, just as I promised.  But this blog can sometimes bring out the worst in me.  My worst neurosis, my fears, my cynicism, everything that will not in any way help me work my way through the Becky situation.  So I need to step away for a while.

I do read the comments, so feel free to comment her any thoughts you have or pieces of advice.  I don't always take every piece of advice I get (mostly because I'm a stubborn moron) but I like reading and considering the advice nonetheless.

So for now, I bid adieu.

How Do You Know?

I don't actually expect anyone to have an answer to this.  If they did, they'd probably be the ruler of the world.  But how do you know how you truly feel, and how do you know how they feel?

It's easy for someone to say "I love you", or "je t'aime", or "ahabak(ik)", or any other way of saying you love someone.  They're just words.  Anyone can do things for someone, or kiss them, or make love to them.  But that doesn't necessarily mean they love them.

So how do you know?

It's a question I wrestle with routinely.  About both my own feelings and the feelings of others.

I say I love Becky.  I believe that I do.  I believe this because of how I feel when I'm around her, when I talk to her (whether on the phone or through online chat), because of how I care about her.  Whenever I hear about something happening in her country or whenever the power goes out over there, I worry about her safety.  I feel genuine sadness at the thought of never talking to her again.  I wish very much for her happiness in life.  I think that's all great evidence in support of the idea that I love her.

But, how do I know?  How do I know it's not because she's the only girl to want to consistently stick around me for this long?  How do I know it's not because I think she's the last shot I have to ever find someone?  How do I know?

And the answer is that I don't know.  And can't know.  I don't live in a world in which I'm choosing her over many other women.  She is the only one.  I have to put trust in myself that I know what I'm feeling is in fact love, and not desperation or loneliness.  And trusting yourself is often the most difficult thing to do.

On the other side of the equation, how do I know how Becky feels?  She's terribly hard to predict.  Hard to lock down where she stands.  One day she'll say she loves me, the next she'll say she doesn't want a long distance relationship and has a hard time saying she loves me over the phone (something she still has never done).  She'll say she's coming here to visit, but that I shouldn't wait for her. She'll text me to say she misses me, but doesn't sound like she's in a hurry to see me.

So how do I know she's serious about wanting to give us a shot?  How do I know she's not saying these things to avoid disappointing me or to avoid making me hate her?  I'm not exactly someone accustomed to having women be interested in him, which only compounds the problem.

I've asked for people's thoughts on the issue, and some have chimed in.  And I encourage anyone else reading this to chime in too.  But how do you know about your own feelings?  How do you know about another person's feelings?  Am I just an idiot for believing this might work out?