I'm really not. My life isn't that exciting; I mostly watch cool shows, read cool books, go to the gym, watch sports, hang out with my friends and every once in a while go see a movie. I've never been outside of the US, I've never done anything dangerous or intriguing and I don't even have my own place. I still live with my parents where I share a room with my little brother.
Furthermore, I'm a terrible kisser. How do I know? Because I've never kissed a girl before. I've also never held hands or cuddled on a couch hell even seen a movie with a girl. I almost certainly don't know how to please you sexually, my first time would probably last less than 30 seconds. I am in no way that guy who can just take you and maul you like some kind of tiger. Plus I'll probably turn into a stage 5 clinger as soon as you kiss me. It's 100% guaranteed.
I also have no relationship experience. So it's not like I have anything to offer you in terms of companionship and support. I mean I support my friends and my family, but you're looking for a guy with a track record of supporting his partner and you know sharing his life with her and all of that stuff.
Personality wise, I'm a geek without the video games and comic books. I geek out over history books and educational podcasts. I work out and play sports, but I'm not that douchey jock, meat head gym bro. I'm a renaissance man, lots of coverage but no depth. It really cuts down on my niche appeal. All the nerdy girls like video games and all the sporty girls hate history and educational stuff. I'm in that no man's land.
I also have no career and not much money. I just started a new job that will pay me a bit more but it's not like I'm going to be living in the lap of luxury over here. I don't really offer that stable provider role that you're probably looking for. Plus, I must not have ambition or else I'd be finding a way to get a career and most importantly I'd be finding a way to get a girlfriend. Since I haven't, it pretty clearly shows what kind of guy I am.
I'm pretty sure that covers it all. No matter what kind of girl you are, I'm not the kind of guy you want to date.